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PLEASE SELECT YOUR BARBER
“It’s a hole in the ground, literally.”
“The cover charge is absolutely free, that’s why the jokes are so bad.”
“Nate hired me because he likes old stuff.”
"Chaps in chaps, priceless."
“He was paroled out of Phoenix and needed a new start.”
"Well you're here, lets go!"
"Best barberhop around, just ask US!"
"THERE YA GO AL!"
"Cinch up your sombrero."
"You're probably wondering why we've asked you here."
"We know what you mean, we just don't know what YOU think you mean"
"Yer pension took a pinchin"
"OK, we're done here."
"LOOK... I dont want any trouble"
"Shorter on the sides, longer on the top"
"Never trust a fart after 40."
"most people want their hair shorter."
BRAAAAP Braap BRAAAAAAP
"Way too far, Al."
"We know what you mean, we just dont know what you think you mean"
"...so I went to work on em"
We cannot do our best work on bed head or hat hair. Please wash your hair the day of the haircut and please try and refrain from using product before your haircut. Clean hair allows you the best outcome for your hair!
Arrive a few minutes before your appointment. That will allow us the most time to work on your hair. On rare occasions, we may run behind a bit so please be patient with us.
A picture is worth a thousand words. Please come prepared with a picture OR a detailed description of the haircut you want. That will help us give you the best haircut we can while also keeping a timely pace.
lastly, your mom called and said to mention ""If you're feeling ill, please reschedule. You don't wanna get those nice boys at the barbershop sick. Besides, you need to get your rest so you're feelin good for dancin on saturday night""
Mother Knows best.
Things to keep in mind...
Take King Covids advice and stay home if you feel like the way he looks
I didn't get my hair cut because I wasn't feeling well. Now I like my long hair!
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